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Personal Life

by Two Inch Astronaut

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I'm in love, like alcohol and the morning withdrawal if you spit high enough then I could catch it right in my mouth i'll be playing underwater once it's time to come up i've got a poor sense of direction and it's fucking me up, we did good but it weren't good enough hey, good behavior cannot help me now, I wanna play, I'll see you later you can tell me about all the good times consequences wait like a knife taped flat against the skin so let's all give it up for all our crimes one time cuz hey, good behavior cannot help us now, we're on the ground, might as well stay there you can tell me about how now ain't no saint, no lord or savior could ever stop you now, we're on the ground might as well stay there they can tell us about the view before they step hey, good behavior cannot help me now, i'm on the ground might as well stay there now you can tell me again how bad you want your life back
he’s the sexual prince of the universe god’s gift to lust god’s gift to love if you don’t mind he feels a contraction needs a body just to fault for his actions but now he tries to get a job and that shit don’t work god needs you, get busy all the time in a big way he’s so fine met a boy who I think I like gotta give him something to do or there’s a good chance that he could hurt somebody so I’m playin for the wrong team fuckin up his wet dreams don’t get on his bad side action, what he's after
at risk student has got me, priced and numbered no joke all ranked and filed despite, the lesson plan ya wrote and stayin after school to try to pull the yoke so you’re a fool, we got the results. now off you go to make the most of it at risk student is a term one that is used to describe, an adolescent, who is less than likely just to succeed how do you think it feels to mean less than nothing
Submission 04:17
don’t forgive myself, cuz I need you to only feel absolved locked inside that room where you have me however you want and I’m in no position to argue much dignity is not important to me well goddamn, would you just hit me get it over with, leave red rakes across the backside I’ll say thank you for that, always I submit myself, I submit to you anything you want and all that may include tie me up to the space heater, make me bite the curb then send me down to the corner to buy your fucking groceries the safe word is: camouflage plastic over me
A Happy Song 03:20
there are things I loved, I’ll never do again the star witness is called just to point me out and put me in treated you like a dog, then scratched behind your ears on the best of the days I’d whisper doubt into them someday you will be happier than they ever could cracked my head and then slept right on the stoop but somebody was home and I can’t believe it’s you there are things you hate you’ll do for the rest of your life and you better be grateful for the opportunity cuz you might as well, cuz I don’t know what else could be better than being able to say to yourself "someday you'll be happier than they ever could"
so when i die will i become a fucking powerpoint, full of nutrition facts? i've not yet formed my opinion on this thing, so where's the fun in that life? personalized personal life, feels so right what you won't do is a simple life heard a rumor, substantiation, i guess you gotta lie till they let you off in my fist on the way to the liquor store i felt my 20s crumbling and if it's not the end of the whole world, then it's the end of something that's gonna whitewash every day, i guess all that i can say is, "it's personal" my life, it's personal
Topper Shutt 03:41
scan the letter for all of the question marks, every move either a reflex or none of the above take a ride with me, see what I’ve done cuz every accident I’ve been in has always been my fault, no reuptake inhibitors to keep my fist from the wall, take a ride with me, and see what I’ve done sit beside me, light a candle, while I think of a good example see there’s this place only I know how to get there got caught up and cops surround me, I can tell that they want it a certain way where we would convene at age sixteen, criminals are sucked back to the scene wonder why it’s simple don’t you think see all I want is to be good and to get credit for my sins so sit beside me, and light a candle, while I think of, a good example got caught up and cops surround me I don’t want their arms around me hopped fence and lost them least for now wonder how it’s simple don’t you think
found a good habit, forming denial see you on tuesday, indiscreet and unannounced bleat like a sheep in an unfamiliar house done learning my lesson won't accept if it's yours, i won't i saw the catalogue and it's giving me the creeps but what harm could anybody do to me?
twice a day with meals I can see the intervals stipulated on the bottle that don’t work no more for you



released February 5, 2016

Recorded and mixed by J. Robbins at the Magpie Cage in August of 2015. Mastered by Dan Coutant at Sun Room Studios.

Sam Goblin- Guitar, Vox
Matt Gatwood- Drums, Cello, Vox
Andy Chervenak- Bass, Vox

Artwork by Daniel Pouridas and Two Inch Astronaut


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