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nothing is easy when you do it right and that's an awful big to do
left foot in and your right foot out oh but you still got yoked for your favorite shoes
they play to your weak side
there are some things that can be taught so if you gotta kill something
and you're frightened of real life, then you can always try lure coursing
they'll play to your weak side
and cop to your weak crimes
it's gonna be three lifetimes, so strap yourself in, lifetimes of disappointment
reverse vampires with backwards hats take piss out of the blood that drags you on
to ease the strain just cut the bad part out and throw the dogs your most sickly bone
let 'em feed on your weak side
and lean on your windpipe


from Can You Please Not Help, released June 2, 2017



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"The two inch astronaut is crying now but in three days time he will be laughing because that's how long it takes for his space helmet to filter out sadness and when enough of it collects and ossifies it tumbles out like bone marble, which stacks up his spine and grows him. In time, he will be the exact height of his loneliness." -Maggie Nye ... more


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