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so you pick three lucky numbers
make 'em stick until you're old enough
to read the scratch off sitting on the nightstand on your own
let's hear it for your third attempt at
trying to hack it in the real world
the snitch jacket is hanging outside like 'what, you can't say hi?'
crowing benign but dying on a deadline
'cause every time you say this is the last time that i'll ever have to
fake it for your benefit
you've got some problem with the way the situation was resolved
well you can leave a comment
three cheers six ways to sunday
for trying to hack it in the real world
get out of my car and out of my life i'm out of mom's pills and out of my mind so why am i crowing benign and dying on a deadline
'cause every time i say this is the last time that you'll ever have to hear from anyone outside your own bed
and if you're searching for the thing the symptom fits
just look up overhead
it's there
get down


from Can You Please Not Help, released June 2, 2017


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