spank jail

from by Two Inch Astronaut

  • Limited Edition 12" Vinyl.
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    45 RPM. First 100 of 250 copies pressed on translucent purple!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Bad Brother via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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yesterday she tried to kill herself, and today she’s a little bit under the weather
now do you have any idea just how bad you were being?
hold me down, five years after the fact
coppin’ out, want no part of that, locked
she’ll be a cop when she gets old enough she’s gonna be
shoot me a cop shoot me a cop when she gets salty she’s gonna be
you’ve been so bad gonna take you to spank jail
how do bad things happen to good people
if there aren’t any
you brought this on yourself


from Bad Brother, released June 18, 2013



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"The two inch astronaut is crying now but in three days time he will be laughing because that's how long it takes for his space helmet to filter out sadness and when enough of it collects and ossifies it tumbles out like bone marble, which stacks up his spine and grows him. In time, he will be the exact height of his loneliness." -Maggie Nye ... more


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